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Warning, this made me spit coffee. Only good for nerds though:

"There are just 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't!"



That just slays me! :rolling
 

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For physics types (quantum):

Heisenberg was driving down a road when he got pulled over by the police. The policeman said to him "do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replied "no, but I know where I am"
 

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for poets

THE ART OF ERROR

In Japan they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages. Haiku poetry has strict construction rules. Each poem has only three lines, 17 syllables: five syllables in the first line, seven in the second, five in the third. Haiku is used to communicate a timeless message often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity-the essence of Zen:


Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.


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The Website you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.


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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.


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Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.


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Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.


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First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
So beautifully.


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With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.


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Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.


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A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.


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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.


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You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.


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Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.


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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank


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I keep posting jokes.
I guess it might be because
I plowed snow today.


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computer issues.....

NASA just disclosed details of why the Martian Rover wouldn't accept any commands. They took a picture of the Rover's built-in display, and it showed a Windows screen with the text, "press any key to continue".
 

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Yup, you plowed today. Ain't it great?! :burnoutpayup:rocker:grinz
 
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